ONE LINERS

  • Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this B.S. before.

  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

  • I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A fsh

  • Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

  • A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

  • A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

  • Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

  • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Comments

Anonymous said…
Marti, the new place looks great! I'm sorry your old blog went kaput.
2:55 PM
Anonymous said…
The jokes (yup, I've heard 'em) look good on the new template.
...Can't help you on the self-publishing. There are a few on-line publishers where you can have even one copy published for a small reasonable fee....Not sure of name of any them, but probably will come up on google or other search engines.
...Good luck.
10:58 PM
Anonymous said…
Thanks for the morning giggle, Marti! Those were very cute!

Kel
9:51 AM
Anonymous said…
Thanks for the chuckles. Enjoying your blog very much :)
3:35 PM
Anonymous said…
By the way, I love the Antoine de Saint-Exupery quote in your sidebar. I made a copy and keep it on my monitor at work. Great choice!
11:08 PM
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