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- Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this B.S. before.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A fsh
- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
posted by Marti at 12:28 PM
5 Comments:
Marti, the new place looks great! I'm sorry your old blog went kaput.
The jokes (yup, I've heard 'em) look good on the new template.
...Can't help you on the self-publishing. There are a few on-line publishers where you can have even one copy published for a small reasonable fee....Not sure of name of any them, but probably will come up on google or other search engines.
...Good luck.
Thanks for the morning giggle, Marti! Those were very cute!
Kel
Thanks for the chuckles. Enjoying your blog very much :)
By the way, I love the Antoine de Saint-Exupery quote in your sidebar. I made a copy and keep it on my monitor at work. Great choice!
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