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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Mucky Monday

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Get Over It Day

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March 9 is National Get Over It Day An ex, a rejection, something that makes you sad, an embarrassment...anything you are struggling to get over. Do it tomorrow! Get Over It Day is a new holiday taking place on March 9th (exactly midway between Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day) because, at one time or another, EVERYONE has SOMETHING to get over! (regardless of what - or whom - "it" may be for you). Regardless of age, of race, or of gender, If you're tall or short, if you're plump or slender. If you're hot or you're not, if you're straight, gay, or bi-, This holiday is for YOU, and we'll now tell you why... NOBODY is happy, EVERY day of their life. Not an American Idol, not a Desperate Housewife. Not MVP athletes, not Oscar-winning stars. Not rich CEOs, not hot chicks at bars. We ALL have our issues; ALL lives contain stress. At some point, we're ALL, an emotional mess. Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-husbands, ex-wives. There are pe...
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