A Blondes Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store...... it was much too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...... bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March - Really got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... the box said “2-4 years”!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is “C”..... isn’t it?
October - I just Hate these M&M’s..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 ½ days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn’t call 911..... there’s no eleven button on the phone!!!
Wow...... What a year!!
Personal note of stupid humor:
I saw a headline on Yahoo this morning...
"Hundreds flock to see Saddam's gravesite"
I misread "flock" as a more obscene word. Made me think, "Man, those people wiill do anything to see this guy dead!"
LOL
Wishing all of you a Happy New Year!!
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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...... bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March - Really got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... the box said “2-4 years”!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is “C”..... isn’t it?
October - I just Hate these M&M’s..... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 ½ days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn’t call 911..... there’s no eleven button on the phone!!!
Wow...... What a year!!
Personal note of stupid humor:
I saw a headline on Yahoo this morning...
"Hundreds flock to see Saddam's gravesite"
I misread "flock" as a more obscene word. Made me think, "Man, those people wiill do anything to see this guy dead!"
LOL
Wishing all of you a Happy New Year!!
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Thanks!
