A Blondes Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store...... it was much too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...... bottles won’t fit in typewriter!

March - Really got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... the box said “2-4 years”!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is “C”..... isn’t it?

October - I just Hate these M&M’s..... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 ½ days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn’t call 911..... there’s no eleven button on the phone!!!

Wow...... What a year!!


Personal note of stupid humor:
I saw a headline on Yahoo this morning...
"Hundreds flock to see Saddam's gravesite"

I misread "flock" as a more obscene word. Made me think, "Man, those people wiill do anything to see this guy dead!"

LOL

Wishing all of you a Happy New Year!!

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