Enter the Laughter Redeux

Grandma in denial . . . Click here for larger view and more pictures of this grandma in denial - if you dare! LOL! To leave a comment, please go here Thanks!

Ya know those days when you say, “What did I do to deserve this?” I’m having a good one. Really. (Crowd gasps, the weak-of-heart faint dead away.) I was selected by not one, but TWO fabulous blogging buddies to receive a, “Thinking Blogger Award”. In the spirit of giving and receiving, I would like to thank the two friends who nominated me. (*cough*yourcheckisinthemail*cough*) LOL The participation rules are simple: 1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think, 2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme, 3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote. So of course I gotta tell ya, that Amy over at Amy's Musings is the finest anti-soccer, not-a-mommyblogger blogging mother. She always speaks with a true voice. She always makes me smile. She graciously designs this blog for me, along with coding Jedi, Joefish of Feast of Crumbs (You gotta ...

"If Everyone Cared" by Nickelback From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive [Chorus:] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) [Chorus x2] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the da...

Sure, a lot of people are superstitious and think this day is unlucky, but I’m thinkin’, what could go wro... LOL Cube has a hilarious comparison of Don Imus and the Cryptkeeper - worth a visit for a laugh! Of course you can always count on Miss Cellania and Peter for fun! And finally, Friday the 13th in Africa Happy Friday the 13th everyone! To leave a comment, please go here Thanks!

Post-Apocol...errr...Easter greetings, my friends! I hope you had a delightful holiday! I miss the days when the kids hunted for eggs instead of contact lenses and their mother’s sanity - LOL! Yes, Daughter has joined the ranks of the Poke Yourself in the Eye Club. She got contact lenses. She is having trouble doing something that seems unnatural (unlike her mommy - lol) such as jabbing a piece of plastic onto her eyeball. I hear, “Oops” a lot, eventually followed by sobbing and cursing, so we are returning to the optician today for additional masochism lessons. :) Meanwhile, MommyWorld has suffered an attack by the Evil Banking Empire. (insert The Imperial March - Darth Vader's Theme) My debit card with was stolen. Eaten actually. Daughter and I went to the ATM located at the bank where the debit card reports my every move. (I’m sure it even tells them how white my whites are, and the frequency of my bowel movements.) I inserted the card into the machine, chose "Eng...

For a chuckle, please visit last year's post, "Easter Peeps" . Wishing all of you a delightful weekend! To leave a comment, please go here Thanks!

God, save me from the dumbasses of the world. Still doin’ the insanity run, and this week I witnessed some particularly spectacular dummassedness. It rained much of this week, and that seems to draw out the crazies like a full moon. They were all out on the freeways, a tour de force of foolishness. There were the semi-truck drivers who expected to get from Memphis to Seattle in three hours. There were the afraid-of-water drivers (are they going to melt?) who hid under the overpass at the first drizzly drop. Of course they never make it fully ONTO the shoulder, so they are taking up half of the right-hand lane, causing all of non-melters to swerve around them. But the King of the Krazies was about five car lengths (or one-tenth of a second to the truckers) ahead of me. I knew it was gonna be trouble. He was driving a rustbucket pickup truck, towing a homemade trailer. The trailer was constructed of paper-maché, balsa wood and bungee cords. He was carrying a load of scrap metal i...