Almost Wordless Wednesday

Because I am in Microsoft Word Hell, trying to format a document as a book, I give you a couple of funny pictures a friend sent me.



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Comments

Anonymous said…
Muahaha @ that first sign!
12:01 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL - Speedo! Too true! Too true!!!
1:58 PM
Anonymous said…
What we need is a cult that sacrifices nutria.
5:17 PM
Anonymous said…
Good stuff.
Great choices, too.
The KY jelly was pretty good, too.
Did you see that one?

~m
7:18 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL - good signs - they had some good ones over there - I especially like the town names list.
8:23 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL. Thanks for the giggle.
12:37 PM
Anonymous said…
Love the MaryKay sign. My friends and I swear it is a cult.
9:04 PM
Anonymous said…
Yeah, i even thought so myself about Mary Kay
2:32 AM
Anonymous said…
those are funny... I *own* a speedo, but no, never, never, never. :)
4:03 AM
Anonymous said…
funny pics! we miss you!
11:14 AM
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